Hometown: Windom, MN
School: hard knocks, of
Q. 5 words that best describe your artwork.
“lines, lines, lines, lines, little”
Q. Influences/ Inspiration (friends, family, other artists)
“Ruralscapes, shitty old stuff that looks shitty and old.”
Q. Do you have a certain reoccurring dream?
“Marrying Emma Watson – but only when I’m awake.”
Q. If you could make a unicorn or a yeti real, which one and why?
“Unicorn – their horns are unbelievably valuable.”
Q. If you could make one person disappear, who and why?
“Me – invisibility, duh…”
Q. Where do babies come from?
Q. What music influences you the most?
“Anything with passion and a groovable groove.”
Q. If someone wrote a newspaper article about you, what would the title page say?
“Dude Goes Hard.”
Q. If you could have a date with anybody (past or present), who and why?
“Clementine Kruczynski – girl is crazy and I’m madly in love with her for it.”
Q. What’s your hidden talent?
“Hand conch, though its hardly hidden…”
Q. If you weren’t doing art, what would you be doing?
“Actually making money – whoops.”
Q. What do you love most about being an artist?
“Claiming not to be.”
Q. Any last words?
“Don’t believe the hype.”